WRITING

I went to kindergarten with my daughter Remy today. Again. I’ve attended school so much this year, my husband calls me Billy Madison. The only exception is that I am the character who is one nanosecond away from painting my face with glue like Miss Lippy. (Related: I’ve formulated a reasonable salary for kindergarten teachers based on observation and empirical research, and I believe a practical wage is ten million dollars a week. Obviously a little low, but we’re in a recession.) We brought our daughter home from Ethiopia at the end of July, and we brought our son home…